Shit my professors say
Physiology professor: “I use to sell my plasma for beer money…the choices you make in college….”
The difference between me and my crazy roommate.
So me and my one roommate don’t get along with the third one; we’ve already had to go to mediation and had to get the school administration involved, it’s a terrible situation. She is super passive aggressive but always starts shit then leaves. Anyways, she left a page and a half long note complaining about everything and how awful and dirty we are. Which I am a clean person, every weekend I wash the floors, scrub the counters, clean the sinks, bleach the shower, clean the toilet, clean the trashcans, pretty much clean every surface. The note was full of grammatical errors (my pet peeve). So….I took a red pen and edited her paper; I fixed the grammatical errors, offered better phrasing, and restructured it. I left the note, covered in red markings, on the table with a sticky note telling her it was a decent first draft but that it needed some major revisions. I found it funny….she did not. Don’t be passive aggressive, rude, and try to sound smart if the other two people are more intelligent then you.
When people ask me what I like to do in my spare time
I have to tell them that it is a 4-way tie between napping, watching lifetime movies, reading research articles, and flossing. With that being said, I don’t get that much spare time, but I feel when I do I make it time well spent.
I mean..at least I’m a productive procastinator?
Sometimes instead of studying or doing my homework I let my inner geek run free and find myself 3 hours later still reading research articles about anything science related. Good news is type 1 diabetes can be cured in dogs and dogs can be born from frozen embryos…bad news is I still haven’t started my physics homework…
dessydee asked: Your blog has become my new favorite blog lol! Describes my life perfectly!
Aww thanks!!:) Hopefully it makes you feel a little better that there are people who experience the same thing, the torturous love and hate relationship of being a science major!
Nothing like a big cup of warm pee
I had no problem dissecting frogs in physiology lab (I actually found it really interesting) but I have to draw the line when it comes to testing the production and concentration of my own urine in lab. With that being said you know URINE a biology class when a lab requires you to centrifuge your own urine then find the P-value on a graph about the differences on concentration….get it?
Shit my professors say
Physiology professor after his kid interrupted our lecture about the fetal heart in order to give him a truffle.
“At some point fetal expulsion occurs and the fetus becomes a baby who grows up to be an adorable chocolate bringer.”
semperfideliskindoflove asked: Oh, awesome! Wildlife would be extremely interesting to learn about and take care of. I'm actually planning on going for equine medicine and specialize in equine physical therapy :) Haha oh man, I haven't actually taken biochem yet, I have it next year. I'm kinda scared lol
Its dealing a lot with birds, which isn’t necessarily my favorite, unless they are raptor birds. Geese suck and are very mean spirited haha. A lot of my close friends are doing equine. Biochem is a new beast, for sure. It takes my favorite parts of biology and turns them into chemistry, which isn’t my favorite thing haha. Best of luck with biochem :) I’m here if you need any help!
